What If? X-Men Deadly Genesis + Helmet of Fate: Detective Chimp
Giant-Size X-Men #1 introduced the “all-new, all-different” X-Men, who rescued the original team from Krakoa, the “living island”. Decades later, X-Men: Deadly Genesis revealed those events were only half the story, retroactively introducing yet another secret mutant team, including Vulcan, Cyclops’ long-lost brother.
Unfortunately, most of that team died, and a bitter Vulcan left the X-Men. And the revelation that Professor X removed these memories created a terrible rift in the team.
In this imaginary tale, the original team, except for Cyclops, is killed. Vulcan’s New X-men become accepted worldwide, despite being mutants. And while a grief-stricken Cyclops hides in seclusion, Vulcan is hailed as the greatest hero on the planet.
But, like Professor X in the original story, Vulcan harbors a terrible secret - one that threatens not only his sanity, but the lives of every member of the X-Men!
Genre: Super-heroes, Mystery, Comedy
For unknown reasons, Nabu, Lord of Order, gave Dr. Fate’s helmet, and the task of choosing his successor, to Shadowpact’s Detective Chimp, a talking ape with a Sherlock Holmes fixation. Justifiably freaked, D.C. left the decision to fate (pun intended), and had the helmet hurled into space. But fate (and writer Bill Willingham) has a sense of humor:
After a year of cosmic sightseeing, the helmet returns, landing squarely on D.C.’s noggin—so, what will a chimp, even a really smart one, do with ultimate power? Well, first he figures out KFC’s™ secret recipe, then solves every crime. But is the world really ready for a blue-and-yellow-spandexed super-chimp?
Probably not, since this one-shot is just the first of five leading into a new Doctor Fate series. Other B-listers playing with the helmet include Sargon the Sorcerer, Ibis the Invincible, Black Alice, and Zauriel.
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